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Dick Blender  

A sexual act; specifically the act of forcing one's thumb (the most lateral digit on one's hand) into the scrotum and twirling it about in circular fashion. It is meant to be a painful experience. Audible whirring from the mouth is optional.
Shirley promised Fred pleasures of the mouth, but instead performed a dick blender upon the unsuspecting gent's scrotes. Fred should have known better when Shirley said he didn't need a cell catcher.

EX2
A: Bitch gave me a dick blender in front of er'body.
B: Whuchu do?
A: I choked a bitch.
EX3
M: Hows about a BJ?
W: Hows about a Dick Blender?
M: Up yours whore.
Dick Blender by Y2JandN9ne December 22, 2008

Dick Fitting 

A consultation, between man and woman, in which each evaluates a prospective sexual partner. A largely transactional encounter, the man will insert his erect penis into the woman's vagina, such that each party can determine if the size, tightness etc. is to their liking, and a sexual relationship is viable.
Gwendolyn : Hey Julie, you want to come over to my place tonight and watch Sex In The City in our pajamas ?

Julie : Can't make it, I've got Trevor coming over for dinner and a dick fitting.

Gwendolyn : Oh that's right, well let me now how it goes. I just had a dick fitting with Chad last week - that boy's size, does not fit all!

Julie : Trust me, you don't need to tell me that. I had to push Trevor's cock fitting back two weeks because of Chad.
Dick Fitting by The Rockit April 27, 2010

dick eating

1. The act of being an unwanted hype-man
2. Copying off of someone
3. Joining in an conversion without being wanted
4. Being unnecessary in a situatio
This guy was dick eating off my swagger.

tor dick-head 

A dick head that is unproportionally large compared to the shaft.
His dick was perfect but he had a tor dick-head so it didn't fit.
tor dick-head by David Gouveia February 2, 2010

National grab dick month 

It's all of october this is for the ladies who get their asses touched
Brain grabbed my ass so I grabbed his dick because its national grab ass and dick month national grab dick month

big dick energy

Big Dick Energy, or BDE, is that confidence you got knowing you got an enormous penis, but BDE isn't exclusive to the well-endowed. Anyone can have big dick energy if he (or she!) exudes the BDE aura.

The phrase originates from the since-deleted tweet by singer Ariana Grande, mentioning that her fiancé Pete Davidson has a 10-inch long penis.
Pete Davidson got that big dick energy.
big dick energy by bumbleben0 June 26, 2018