Cracker

The most evil human species that has walked our planet. Like Jesus, we need to get rid of them all.

I am sick of these crackers man! We're better off without them spreading their pest infested children on our countries.

by Thatdrunkassfoolwhosharts January 28, 2024

cracker slapped

A cracker slap is getting slapped with a cracker by a cracker.

abi cracker slapped daniela

by i'm babi January 30, 2024

cracker

the white guys i hate

fuck you cracker

by i hate crackers 919 November 27, 2023

Cracker Monkey

A person that is 50/50 of white and black.

Look at dat Cracker Monkey

by Wafflestompin06 February 15, 2024

Cracker Barrel Baptism

An oral foreplay move where one deliciously delivers a flow of vomit over a mildly erect penis to cleanse it of it’s previous poundings.

Tip: You turn it into an exorcism by consuming liberal amounts of Nashville Hot Chicken prior to preforming the move.

Q: Hunny you’ve been hound pounding the dog again so you know where gonna have to do a cleansing.

A: Oh no. My balls. They are filled with sin.

Q: Alright. It’s time for your Cracker Barrel Baptism.

by EmœÆntħøny February 20, 2024

crackerite

The main chemical that makes up Saturn's rings. Is a weak alkali and is at it's lowest reactivity when paired with cheesonium.

"holy shit! this thing's made out of crackerite!"

by syst3mselite February 21, 2024

Cracker bible

Crack dealer carries a bible

I met Keith for my daily dose of crack and he pulled out his cracker bible for me to read while I got bummed because I didn’t have enough money

by I am Keith March 23, 2024