To Church

To Church is to find a hiding spot at work to smoke in

I really would like To Church right now

by Metallic Man September 25, 2025

Chattanooga Churro

When you stick your penis (churro) into another persons butt immediately after shitting (chocolate), and then cover it in cinnamon sugar before the other person then sucks it off

“My boyfriend was being naughty so I gave him a Chattanooga churro with his diarrhea and made him eat it”

by Appsych November 4, 2025

Ski Churning

The use of two hands to churn two seperate sticks simultaneously.

Man, I loved Ski Churning John and Doe the previous night.

by Highlander9669 December 11, 2025

Stinky churn

A woman uses her partner’s shit as shower gel and gets it washed off with her partner’s piss. The shit/piss solution is collected and poured into her gaped ass hole. The man then pounds her anal with no mercy.

I gave my wife a stinky churn last Wednesday.

by Swanno1472 January 2, 2026

Butter churn

The butter churn, in which you give your partner a hand job and getting them to finish multiple times and leaving the nut to dry and adding it to a dish and feeding it to your partners parents.

Guy number 1: I got butter churned last night, and went to my parent’s house.

Guy number 2: are we deadass.

by Arealonewasherejustknow January 3, 2026

Axel Churros

Axel Churros is an extremely manly man. Don’t let his name fool you, this is man is as swedish you can get. Although he couldn’t change his legal name to churros, it is written with a sharpie on his driver’s license. Churros, Is this man a chef you might ask? Not in the slightest! He will make the most uninspiring frozen food seem like a Michelin meal in comparison to his dishes. With all this in mind, it’s astonishing that he managed to land himself a job as a food critic. How you might ask? Well, it’s because he is the most charming man who can sweet talk his way into anything. He was almost sent into space as the latest addition to the international space station but overslept after chugging an Arboga 10,2 the night before. Be careful around him unless you are his friend, because then he always has your back!

That dude is such an Axel Churros, you can’t trust him unless he is your friend!

by Hey that's a neat word March 6, 2026

Fishing in Church

A combination of the "fish hook" and the "cathedral."

10 shots later, we were fishing in church.

by Paul & Nate December 18, 2007