Cold Thermos

When you stick it in that Eskimo pussy and your penis freezes.

Bro I went to this party this weekend, hooked up with this chick and I got mad cold thermos. I had to stick that shit in the microwave to warm it up.

by Jibbletlover99 November 17, 2019

Cold

This word is made by Osdokkan

Cold

by Osdokkan August 19, 2023

cold oven

What enlightened people call freezers

Dude1: Dude put the pizza in the oven at 20° for 470 minutes.
Dude2: You mean the cold oven.

by NotoriousCraig May 17, 2018

Cold steel

Knifes or all other blade related stuff
Not "putting an iron to mouth" if you come for cringe stuff dumbass

Other guy:Get ready to eat cold steel.
You:NO WAI-
*pain cry*
*sirens*
Cop 1:the guy was stabbed 1 time and fell to his death, the murder weapon seems to be an Excalibur replica made out of steel.

Cop 2:hm, it seems to be a homicidal case

by Player2170(roblox arsenal guy) December 30, 2019

Cold Carl

When you freeze your shit and pleasure your self with it

I caught my friend giving them self a cold carl

by ColdCarl67 April 3, 2025

Cold Soup

When someone pisses on the snow and proceeds to fuck a person on top of the snow on the bed of piss, only to instead of cum inside of the partner to proceed and piss inside of the partner to warm them from the cold

"Me and tony had some cold soup last night, it was great!"

by Emma+friends February 21, 2017

The cold

The cold? THE COLD!?

Hym "THE COLD... Was driving you insane!? The cold!? Hooooooooly shit! Woooooooow, bro! I literally leave the windows open all winter! That's all it takes, huh? Not an organized stalking, gaslighting, harassment campaign that mimics the delusions of reference commonly associated with schizophrenia? The cold? You would be FUCKED if you were in my situation guy! Hooo-ly shit! Absolutely fucked! The fucking cold! Not creating A.I. (literally) and then trying to stop retarded billionaires and incest cultists from stealing it... But the cold... That is the thing we are worried about... Their power is out (my power is about to go out on the 20th I need my check to be at least $400 (WHICH IT MY NOT BE BECAUSE MY HOURS WERE CUT) or I won't be able to pay half my electricity and the rest of my rent) and THAT is effecting the mental health... I-um... I don't even know what to say about that! I'm genuinely speechless! I mean, I'm profoundly displeased by that statement- Just... Wow, man... Wow!"

by Hym Iam July 12, 2024