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candy wrapper 

When you jerk off all over her as she sleeps. Then she wakes up and has to peel the sheets off her like a sticky candy wrapper.
Having grown tired of her passing out early night after night, Kevin released a load onto Patricia so fierce she pulled the sheets off the bed on her way to the bathroom the next morning. "Fucking gross, Kevin," she muttered under her breath as she pissed, peeling off her candy wrapper.
candy wrapper by Thirstybust December 1, 2023

Candy Cane Challenge

The dare, challenge, or game in which to see if a woman can hang two normal sized candy canes on her erect nipples.
I dared Yvonne to take off her bra and do the Candy Cane Challenge with two of the candy canes hanging on the tree.
Candy Cane Challenge by MakeUSABlue December 13, 2023

Candymas 

A holiday commemorating Candy's birth, traditionally celebrated on December 27 by all good, haute, pretty, handsome, and sexy bitches. A day to celebrate the beauty, heart, and wonderfulness that Candy brings to the world.
(1) We had a very happy Candymas this year. (2) Candymas is the best time of year. (3) Candymas is the only relevant holiday. (4) Cheers to Candymas!
Candymas by keriberi December 19, 2023

candymas 

a day for champagne shit, typically celebrated on December 27
can't wait for candymas
candymas by keriberi December 27, 2023

Candy cane

A man spread dick pic with multiple filters
Person 1: Have you seen his candy cane?
Person 2: yeah I like it with the black and white filter
Candy cane by tickler9898 January 16, 2024

Candy Stripper 

A pretty female stripper with multi-color hair, resembling that of a candy pattern. Usually very popular at the strip club. (Similar to the act of peacocking but as a stripper.)
Adam: Bro! Check out that chick's cool hair dancing on the pole!
Jared: Yeah man! That's Megan, she's a candy stripper! Prettiest girl in here!