Anal Land

a discord server.
it's very chaotic please do not try joining

person 1: have you joined anal land?
person 2: no, why?
person 1: good, it's hell.

by lolamongus20 June 24, 2022

anal reward

After she's done with her squat regiment, she may get a dick in her ass as a reward

Jenna finished her hundredth squat. She squatted down again and pulled down her yoga pants shaking her booty in anticipation of what came next. When I lay on my back under her, she aggressively pushed out her butthole and sat down on her anal reward

by the funny one February 25, 2022

anal blowjob

When a girl is giving you a rusty trombone, you relieve yourself and discharge a nice, thick log of shit about half way, then your partner starts to suck on the shit like it's a big cock.

This chick was lickin' my ass, and I was prairie doggin', then she started sucking on my shit like it was Dick Ram Bone or something.

by Cinnamon Crime Ring (CCR) May 3, 2004

anal queef

air excaping your ass like a vaginal fart

"i just laid an anal queef", "thats called a fart dumbass!?!?!"

by yourabuelita69 November 4, 2007

anal cord

the silky cord substance that can be harvested from a male or female anus

i went to the medical centre to get my anal cord drained out.... "ohhhhhh it feels like radish cheese!!!!!!!"

by Talon July 17, 2004

anal retentive

Person/persons who obviously have something up their butt, but (no punn intended) feel the need to take it out on everyone else who is undeserving. These people must have everything thing "just so" , in order and are consumed w/ detail. If things aren't going "their way", they will often resort to nagging, bitching, complaining and even delegating tasks/chores in order to have order/control.

Also associated w/ but not limited to control freak and meticulous

He/she is so anal retentive that they flip-a-bitch at the very sight of anything that is not "just so" and must organize immediately!

by Anonymous November 20, 2003

anal ripcord

The drawstring attached to a tampon inserted in the ass for the sexual pleasure of having one shit on another at the point of sexual climax. (The removal of the tampon causes the removal of whatever else is up there.) Pull the ripcord at go time and watch out. Common in Europe...so I've heard.

Jane pulled Dick's anal ripcord just as she was about to cum and that afternoon's turkey sandwich came spilling out all over the bed...it was the best sex either had ever had.

by andrewler January 25, 2005