China Syndrome

Also known as Mao's Revenge, this illness is typically the preserve of foreign visitors (normally Westerners) to China. Has been known to affect people immediately after arrival. Can involve the following symptoms. The shits, runny shits, very runny shits, explosive shits, firecracker shits (or ring of fire), vomiting, hallucinations, bloating, sponsorship from toilet roll and plunger companies, wishing for death, will writing, itchiness in the upper colon, last rites, dramatic weight loss and a general feeling of discontent. Constipation is not a symptom.

Be sure to bring a roll of Charmin with you, the local one-ply doesn't hold up to China Syndrome

by Unsuspecting Foreigner July 27, 2009

Kamotic Syndrome

When someone is so braindead they make unintelligible noises like the following: screaming, gagging, winning,
Gargled speach and overall loudness.

This man is so annoying he might have kamotic syndrome.
Don't go near him, he has kamotic syndrome.

by Hawk333 January 14, 2022

Stoner Syndrome

When a stoner consistently looses and/or misplaces things, becomes forgetful, laughs at stupid things, and/or asks stupid questions.

"dude. i lost my keys, my phone, my wallet, &even my left shoe today! what is going on with me?

Bro, sounds like you've got stoner syndrome..

by thnksfrnthng October 4, 2010

Asperger’s Syndrome

A very real condition which makes social activities more difficult, but does not account for a lack of emotions. Contrary to some people’s beliefs, you can be an actual diagnosed Aspie and be proud of it. It’s not something that all Aspies feel the need to hide, and that doesn’t make their condition any less real.

Jimmy: “Hey, Suzy has said she has Asperger’s Syndrome a few times, so it can’t possibly be true!”
Me: “Cut your bullshit! Everyone expresses themselves in different ways!”

by Laladadasasa January 8, 2019

Ubermensch Syndrome

"Nietzsche syndrome", also known as "ubermensch syndrome", is a psychological problem where a person without the capacity and talent to create value in a societal structure relies upon exaggerated self-worth and delusions of grandeur to prove to themself that their lack of success is a direct result of them being an "ubermensch". Other symptoms of this syndrome include a sense of entitlement, internalized misogyny, racism towards the races deemed weak, and inability to control one's emotions resulting in aggressive outbursts. The afflicted refer to themself as "ubermensch", "overman" or "superman" and everyone else as "the herd". The afflicted also refer to themself as "alpha male" or sometimes "sigma male" as most of the afflicted are male. The person afflicted with this illness usually relies on social safety nets for their day-to-day needs and fending for themselves in the real world can prove to be challenging and depressing for them.

Susan: "Hey John! Why did you quit your job?"
John: "Because I am an ubermensch and I can't work for the lesser people of the herd."
Susan: "Then how are you going to pay for the stuff?"
John: "My father has left me a reasonable sum of money. That should take care of it."
Susan: "Oh! So you have"Ubermensch Syndrome""

by Daniel Sempere January 15, 2022

COD syndrome

The act of checking windows and around corners for snipers, campers and I.E.Ds in everyday life.

A: I just checked all the rooms in my house for campers.

B: I think you may have COD syndrome.

by spamlurker December 3, 2013

godzslay syndrome

Is the hottest person on the planet and everyone loves him even Brennan Borrello he wishes he could be him

did you see that kid with godzslay syndrome hes my dream

by Brennan Borrelo March 22, 2017