P-996 Lazer

This is the fighter jet off of Grand Theft Auto 5. This is not to be confused with the new Hydra jet from the Heists update. This is a normal fighter jet. It has missiles, lock-on missiles, and a machine gun cannon with explosive rounds. It is found in Fort Zancudo.

I got a P-996 Lazer! I'm going to give everyone air support now.

by RachelNorton22 March 12, 2015

(p)lough

An alternative spelling of 'llow'. The P is silent, so the pronunciation is the same as the word 'llow'.

To not bother doing something.

"Nah, I'm (p)loughing chemistry, it hurts my head."

"Apparently we're meant to arrive at 8am."
"(P)lough that!"

by Tom Denton January 31, 2007

the colon and p rule

there is no space between the colon and p in a laugh face

The Colon and P rule:

:P correct

: P incorrect

by flavorsnades September 3, 2010

Ottis P. Schodinger

The first blind man to solve a Rubik's cube. Schodinger's revolutionary techniques have changed the way the cube is solved by many in modern culture.

Person 1: Hey are you trying to solve that rubiks cube?

Person 2: Yeah I'm using the Schodinger method!

Person 1: Whats that?

Person 2: Its the method used to solve the Rubiks cube by Ottis P. Schodinger the first blind man to solve the cube!

by JJJ "the big one" August 18, 2012

P. Diddy Promise

DEFINITION: A promise that CANNOT be broken.

Based on P. Diddy's unbroken promise to give Justin Bieber a Lamborghini when he turns 16.

EXAMPLE:

DAD: I P. Diddy Promise that I will get you a PS3 for your birthday in 3 months.
(3 Months later)
SON: THANKS FOR THE PS3 DADDY!!

by MyNamesJ12 July 23, 2010

Pushing P

orginated from Gunna the act of pushing p is only for real niggas those who dont know what it means dont worry about it.

H'es pushing p that is not p

by dopeboy001 January 18, 2022

P&M

Pornography and Masturbation

Bishop: So, what are you struggling with?

Richard: P&M

Bishop: We'll work through this

by DeGingaNinja April 17, 2017