by typo127 June 14, 2016
Get the vacation dickmug. A Dick Licker is a technician at a dealership that whines like a big sissy girl. He is constantly distracted. He will also try to sing along with his radio, I suggest you invest in earplugs. Make sure you get his "diag" time or he will cry like a weeping vagina. May potentially put a large penis in his mouth...If you have a large penis (10 in or longer) I suggest to keep far away.
by B1992 June 29, 2016
Get the Dick Lickermug. "How's it going with (enter girls/guys name)?
"Great! Banged her in the turd cutter last night, but she gave me snicker dick."
"Great! Banged her in the turd cutter last night, but she gave me snicker dick."
by Dabbasaurus August 22, 2019
Get the Snicker Dickmug. The old dick you have to get, before you get all the new dick, because it's been a while since you had dick, so you have to reacquaint yourself with the ways of dick.
"We're definitely gonna have sex soon...I'm nervous though, I haven't had sex in aaaaaaages"
"You need to get yourself some rehearsal dick first, reacquaint yourself. Get the old little black book out."
"You need to get yourself some rehearsal dick first, reacquaint yourself. Get the old little black book out."
by That_Bev December 8, 2017
Get the rehearsal dickmug. Sarah realized she'd gotten a dick demotion when Paula made a weekend full of plans with her new lover.
by vonLegs October 6, 2023
Get the dick demotionmug. by Fuckmedaddaddywithrooster April 21, 2019
Get the Dickmug. 