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Jingle Dick

John: yo i got a Jingle Dick
Vanessa: STOP TALKING ABOUT DICKS!
by Wild Destroyer August 1, 2023
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Dick

That one person who always brings his or her young child to the airplane. No, fuck the real dick is that child because we all know damn well that bitch ain't gonna stop kicking your mother fucking chair.
Person 1: Yo why your chair vibrating bro?
Person 2: There's a dick behind me.
by JustARandomDinasour August 8, 2018
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Chicken chow dick

When your into an Asian girl but she into some freaky shit and occasionally says something that is weird but still eventually ends up in you smashing
(In heavy Asian accent) for dinner later it is rice with a little chicken chow dick.
by Bofa deez nutss July 17, 2016
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Stump Dick

When a person has lost most of their penis. The skin will grow back forming a stump.
" Brandon lost his penis in an accident. Now he has a stump dick. "
by The Lunch Table June 23, 2016
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Dick Shaped Service

Where the reservation staff book all the tables in a single sitting at the exact same time; as such the service staff are then required to stand around with their dicks in their hands (usually for an elongated period) before being ‘dicked’

This is in contrast to a spread service where guests arrive over a period of time ensuring a consistent, smooth flowing service.
Guys, they’re all booked at 6:30, another Friday, another dick shaped service
by A. Neuman May 24, 2022
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