dick of all trades

Someone incompetent in all manner of work.

He is incompetent in everything he does, truly a dick of all trades.

by dandadanman April 16, 2024

Singing Dick

Person 1: It’s a singing dick!!!

Person 2: Dicks can’t sing, you ass croissant.

Person 1: Yes they can! Look!

Person 2: Holy shit????

OH MY GODS A SINGING DICK

by Thepenisbehindtheslaughter April 16, 2024

Big Dick Energy

A walking green flag of a male specimen. Not only does his dick print show in all types of pants, but he radiates a confidence that commands attention in a humble, yet graceful fashion. He likely slays pussy, but does not kiss and tell. Positive and funny, but powerful and serious. Likely successful in what they are passionate in with a good sense of style. This is a true alpha male in a non-toxic way.

*Mark holds the door open for Lola and Denise and smiles*

Lola: Ugh! Mark has such big dick energy and I want to have his baby!

Denise: Yasss queen! It’s the quiet ones that lay the best pipe. It will change your life.

by Ah-Ha B.C. April 16, 2024

Dick Dam

Condom, male profolactic

If you’re gonna bang her, don’t forget to wear a dick dam.

by Eff-dog April 19, 2024

Thugle Dick

A person that acts thuggy and has a pencil shaped penis. Usually this person pulls a lot of women/men with said thuggienes.

Derrick got that thugle dick, when it comes to the women he pulls

by Hallben1999 April 19, 2024

Muscle Dick

When one has more muscle and testosterone than brains.

That gym bro is a total muscle dick

by coolincatt April 19, 2024

Spaz Dick

When the penis begins to shake and pee blood

Friend 1: “Dude you won’t believe what happened last night in bed.”

Friend 2:” what happened bro?”

Friend 1: “My penis was shaking and jiggling and it bled everywhere. It took a while to lick it all up.”

Friend 2: “Now that’s what I call Spaz dick, heh.”

by Yeaandlaws1200 April 19, 2024