"Yo DJ, did you get yo dick swo this weekend?" "Yes my car sounds so nice I should have got my dick swo a long time ago"
by Nole Ksum March 5, 2023
Get the dick swomug. When you can't get hard so you only put the tip in, and proceed to push in and pull out, while the tip is stuck inside. Thus creating an acordian type movement with the skin.
by Big Meat Mike June 18, 2017
Get the Acordian Dickmug. fucking tiny, it's smaller than your IQ, 100% made of air because it's non existent, smaller than an atom. Smaller than a tictac, it's microscopic, it's miniature; smaller than grandpa pigs train, it's so small that even the itty bitty dicky committee rejected him, I feel like it's so tiny that the bump women with vaginal cancer have on their poosi is bigger than his dick. It's literally fucking insignificant.
Person A: I can't see it, it's so small..
Person B: It's not as small as Iz's dick though.
Person A: Iz has a dick?? I thought Iz was a woman :O
Person B: It's not as small as Iz's dick though.
Person A: Iz has a dick?? I thought Iz was a woman :O
by FezisPluto September 7, 2021
Get the Iz's Dickmug. by Final JSU’s April 13, 2019
Get the Dickmug. Andrea didn’t wash her hands after playing with Adam’s stinky dick. Her fingers smelt like smegma so we all called her dick fingers.
by Myrtleton November 22, 2024
Get the Dick Fingersmug. by subject313 March 29, 2015
Get the Limbo Dickmug. by pooooo2323232325531 August 15, 2022
Get the Dickmug.