Surfer Dick

Surfers are known to be both gay and small. It is a disease that is determined when you start surfing, mainly before puberty. They normally have around a 2-millimeter dick.

Joseph: How come it's so small
Hedaya: Yeah I have Surfer Dick

by HedayaLikesMen69 November 20, 2020

type dick

A phrase popularized by Elliot Cadeau's brother formally known as saucekill. Type dick is to agree with your peers. A response to something relatable.

"Yo bra yo fit fye."
"Type dick"

by Biggiest T December 11, 2024

dick

you nigga why you looking at my dick

dad give me your dick

by 3urqrupo December 12, 2022

Dick

A boy’s private part that’s used for going to the

bathroom and sex. some are big and some are small.

“Dude do you like dick?”

by anonymous October 3, 2021

little dick davis

A blond with a really small dick. Usually has a 2in schloong. also cant wipe his own ass

little dick davis cant wipe. has a 2 in schloong

by Little dick davis January 19, 2017

dick muncher

the person who won’t let this through or nazis

hey Micheal stop being such a dick muncher

by ginger donald December 2, 2017

Goon Dick

When you Goon so much your dick starts looking very limp and broken. Added it may also accumulate a nasty mold-like growth.

After weeks of gooning, I started to see signs of Goon Dick.

by the1000thon May 4, 2025