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vacation dick

Abnormally large DICK that bitches like to get while on vacation from any random stranger
Nikki went on vacation to Africa to get some vacation dick. She was tired of her boyfriends tiny flaccid penis.
by BigDickDaddy1994 June 16, 2016
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Dick

A name that is short for "Richard." Not a name for the rude bit of a male (looking at a bunch of ignorant and rude people)
Hello, my name is Dick. Do not use my name as a word for a man's private part.
by The Truthful 1 January 29, 2023
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kong dick

Ryan has a kong dick
by Kingkong1738yr April 9, 2017
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Dick

Dick: I have a lovely name.
by americlda July 6, 2023
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Dick

by NotJakeFisher April 8, 2018
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Dick

Emma: hey Lexi did you see Cayden he’s so hot.

Lexi: ewww he’s disgusting.

Emma wdym? I hear he has a 10’ Dick

Emma hey Lexi why are you walking towards him, hey Lexi wait up.
by Sexstory”s <3 May 17, 2021
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vacation dick

Vacation dick is either

1) Dick that you get on vacation. Having sex with someone while on vacation, or sometimes used to refer to dick you get when you're on vacation from your relationship.

2) The kind of dick you only want occasionally, or can only get occasionally. Often related to fuck buddies you don't see that often, or guys whose dick is particularly big/small/curved/whatever, and you wouldn't want to fuck them every day.
1) I got so much vacation dick during my study abroad!

2) Yeah, I got my fill of vacation dick while we were fighting. Now we're back together.

3) He's totally vacation dick. He calls once every two months, we fuck, and then we say "See ya in September!"

4) He had a total vacation dick. It was so curved, he was like a banana! We could only do, like, three positions without it snapping in half. You don't want that shit all the time.
by LaDiDaLady June 1, 2016
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