Dick pic

Is a picture of the male genitals.

Girl: Can you send me a dick pic
Boy: *sends pic*
Girl: You got the 2 inch destroyer I see (2 inch is avarage btw)

by Faranani February 19, 2022

Chapped Dick Syndrome

Someone who suffers from chapped dick syndrome is ridiculously horny, even horny for the smallest things. This is because when you have a chapped dick, it's painful to masturbate and it's advised that you hold off on jacking off until your chapped dick has healed. So during the healing time, since you can't jack off, you feel extra horny for even the smallest of things that aren't sexual (like a woman mowing the lawn or walking her dog, etc). Hence, chapped dick syndrome.

Chad: "God, I love when women read. It turns me on!"
Jim: "Ah, you got chapped dick syndrome, huh? Don't worry. Just give it time."

by watergod83 May 5, 2021

dick cheese

smells like gabe

dick cheese smells like gabe

by heyy :))) December 20, 2020

Slimey snail dick

When you eat scrgo and you don't know if its male or female

Man go eat slimey snail dick bitch

by Unknown#390 June 12, 2024

Deny Dick December

Similar to No Nut November but for the girls. A whole month long on the last month of the year for us girls to deny dick.

Jonah: Lemme hit
Abbie: No it's Deny Dick December!
Jonah: What's that?
Abbie: I can't have dick for a month.

by Hiddenideas November 7, 2020

Dick McChicken

It's a fucking dick mcchicken. WHAT DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND ):<

Me: Wow I'm down for some DICK McChicken, ya feel me,
You: No.
Me: Fucking get me a Dick McChicken

by UrWifeIsMine December 29, 2018

dick cheese

something quar has

person 1: quar has dick cheese
person 2: i know

by cockdestroyer999999 July 10, 2021