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Porch dick

Me slopping my fat cock all over the porch.
"Bro your porch dick keeps slopping everywhere"
by Berily Soup August 2, 2021
mugGet the Porch dickmug.

duche dick

Kt was such a duche dick last night after mark left work.
by Mr69allthetimeschsv6stang April 20, 2017
mugGet the duche dickmug.

Liar, liar, dick on fire

Where you have lied so much that the person you lied to sets your dick on fire.

If you dont have a dick, you will gain one and it will be put on fire.
David was a Liar, liar, dick on fire
by King_Toxic February 12, 2025
mugGet the Liar, liar, dick on firemug.

Dull Dick

Dick that doesn’t make a girl cum; dick not worth any drama, not worth chasing; Guy(s) who think they are amazing in bed but you’re thinking of what to get at the grocery store instead.
How was your date the other night?

“He ended up being a dull dick. Even though he came 40 times in 20 hours, he didn’t get me off - not even once.”
by Hard2getoff August 13, 2019
mugGet the Dull Dickmug.

Dick Nurple

where you get a knife stab a dude in the dick then twist the knife into the dick like a purple nurple
charlotte: I wanna dick nurple this guy
Mia: what
by bad_vxibes July 8, 2021
mugGet the Dick Nurplemug.

Dick

GOD JACKSON HAS A NICE DICK✌️😈😩
by Marie_<3 September 22, 2021
mugGet the Dickmug.

Bloody Dick

When fireball cinnamon whiskey is poured and then lathered on your cock to be sucked
I sucked that bloody dick last night bru! Bonerific!
by Kalboy November 7, 2020
mugGet the Bloody Dickmug.

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