by Peo peu August 23, 2022
Get the Zong jue mug.The name of a socially awkward, shy and introverted character from a Russian graphic novel series. And he has badass teal hair. And he panics a lot. And he's not a person, rather a clone of a person, and he can't stand up for himself since he basically represents the negative and sad emotions of the person that created him.
by Nella's universe September 19, 2022
Get the zontik mug.Zonked is catch-all term for when you're absolutely floored or wasted. It is a useful descriptor for a state of ineptitude from being too tired or too far gone.
People who say they're zonked are, at that moment, unable to properly engage with what's happening in a useful manner. If someone tells you they're zonked, gently remind them they are entitled to a free timeout and a drink of water.
People who say they're zonked are, at that moment, unable to properly engage with what's happening in a useful manner. If someone tells you they're zonked, gently remind them they are entitled to a free timeout and a drink of water.
1: Hey - are you alright? You look out of it.
2: ... Dude, I'm zonked!
1: I hear you, bud. Let's take a break. Want a water?
2: Oh, man, yeah! Thanks, I really needed that.
2: ... Dude, I'm zonked!
1: I hear you, bud. Let's take a break. Want a water?
2: Oh, man, yeah! Thanks, I really needed that.
by tibular September 22, 2022
Get the Zonked mug.An employee of the company known as "The 'Zon" (you know the one, named after a South American river). Specifically employees who believe the company are the best thing to happen to the planet and can do no wrong
Those bloody Zonbies are everywhere
by pswilde October 4, 2022
Get the zonbie mug.An employee of a large online retail store and web services company, allegedly internally known as "The 'Zon" (You know the one, the founder also flings celebrities into space sometimes).
Specifically, these employee's are ones that simply are not present, consciously, during their working day and/or believe The 'Zon are the greatest business to ever exist, can do no bad, and ultimately are to be worshipped.
Specifically, these employee's are ones that simply are not present, consciously, during their working day and/or believe The 'Zon are the greatest business to ever exist, can do no bad, and ultimately are to be worshipped.
by pswilde October 12, 2022
Get the Zonbie mug.Zonkey Appreciation Day is on the 5th of November every year until the earth explodes. On this day we honour the zonkeys that have all died due to the zonkey hate groups.
'Happy Zonkey Appreciation Day'
"Happy Zonkey Appreciation Day to you too"
'I love zonkeys'
"Me too"
"Happy Zonkey Appreciation Day to you too"
'I love zonkeys'
"Me too"
by IAmMentallyStable November 4, 2022
Get the Zonkey Appreciation Day mug.Girl: Some creep tried to grope me but i used the zonk punch and broke his skull and neck
Girl 2: Slay
Girl 2: Slay
by NiggaWord November 4, 2022
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