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your mom 

1. a phrase used to answer a question when you do not know the answer or you don't feel like answering it.
2. a phrase that is used when you repeat what someone says; a comeback.
3. an annoying phrase used by schoolchildren
1. KID 1: How many cups are there in a pint, again?
KID 2: Your mom.
2. KID 1: This movie is so perverted.
KID 2: Your mom's perverted.
3. If you say YOUR MOM one more time, I'm going to KILL YOU!
your mom by Ablative 3 June 6, 2005
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your struggling

Having a hard time with something, completely struggling at accomplishing easy ass tasks.

When your completely tits for tits
Connor McCarthy just did a horse-shoe and can't even stand.
Mike Zaccardo: Dude Connor McCarthy is struggling!
Rev: Awe man your strugglin.
Logan Morello: aight, you deserve a forehead slap.

Man your struggling

your struggling by Nick Castellano November 27, 2007

your own special needs brother  

The loser who lives with me. The kid who has a special needs' disease who cannot function or leave the nest on his own. Not only has mental issues but also may be a homosexual, in essence my own special needs brother.
My brother Mike is called your own special needs brother

Your Nick Be Swaggin' 

A term used for chicks that are attractive.
John: Hey Erica, Your Nick be swaggin'.

Erica: Hey thanks =)

Your Mum 

as described above by almost everyone else.
You all missed the best use of 'Your Mum'

I use it on my kids.

DONT think about it for too long...Your head may explode
Your Mum by Dusty Munchkin February 13, 2010

Your Mom wears body glitter

A slam or insult for a cougar Mom; what to say to a Mom who is dressing like a teenage girl.

A sheep in lambs clothing.
I can't believe how tacky you are! Your Mom wears body glitter!!

Your Mom 

An insult given typically when one has been defeated in an argument but does not want to admit it. People who give this insult may also lack wit and originality, or simply may be obnoxious. It spun off of the largely popular yo mamma jokes.
Person A: You see, you're popular because you developed early and started giving handjobs when you were twelve and now you can't stand to look at yourself in the mirror because all you see is a whore. So you pick on Meg to avoid the inevitable realization that once your body is used up by age 19 you're going to be a worn out, chalky skinned burlap sack that even your step dad won't want. How's that? Am I in the ballpark?

Person B: Yeah, well... your mom.
Your Mom by LogicLikeaBoss April 4, 2011