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Bryan took a fly lady to the attic last night, but was stopped short by some unfortunate waltering
walter by Rebecca Walter March 30, 2008
Term for someone who has no accomplishments to speak of, wastes time or is not productive, a jerk-off.
Don't expect Ken to finish that report on time, he's a total wanker.
Wanker by Wes Ferguson July 7, 2005
Wanker(s): Anyone hailing from Manchester or the surrounding areas whether they support United or City.
1.)sing. Fergie is a cunt and a wanker.

2.)pl. Those Neville brothers are a lot of fucking wanker(s).
wanker by Go on you Arsenal! July 10, 2003

walkerville 

walkerville is a small town in northern michigan, it is so small in fact, it could fit up an ants ass. meth and weed are very popular attractions here, just ask my parents.
person 1: omg have you been to walkerville before?
person 2: no lol
person 1: me neither lmfao what losers actually live in walkerville
walkerville by largedick420 November 12, 2019

wankerchiff 

A "hankerchiff" specificaly for wiping ones seimen onto.
"Oh dear alex if you must do that in my kitchen dont use my tea towels, use a wankerchiff"
wankerchiff by the pen boy of CLAW September 27, 2009

Wankerchank 

A higher degree of insult than plain old 'wanker'. Usually used when someone has done something incredibly foolish whilst someone was watching. Pronounced normally with a sarcastic inflection to maximise effect.
Two people are playing CoD MW2 and one of them is owned by his own grenade
Guy 1: OMG I just blew my self up with my Semtex!!!
Guy 2: Muwah ha ha! Fucking wankerchank!
Guy 1: Screw you man...