titters

Stifled snickers and whispered comments uttered by the various members of a group of guys when they observe that the bikini-top, bra, etc. worn by a female (particularly one whom the guys are not overly fond of, either because they view her as being “full of herself”, or because she shoves lots of criticism and unwanted advice down their throats and/or otherwise acts like a feminist b***h to them) has slipped aside or come off without her being aware of it, leaving at least one of her titties exposed.

Us guys were just trying to soak up some afternoon sunshine at the beach, but that local “neighborhood grandma” was standing there blocking our light and trying to lecture us about the “fallacies of laziness”. Didn't we have some major titters when her limp skimpy string-thing slipped up and we stared at her hooters all during the speech --- we didn't hear a word she said! Wonder what kinda mortified hissy-fit she had sometime later on whenever she finally discovered it! Served her right --- some NERVE she had, disturbing our relaxation by regaling us with her long-winded harangue about “you will regret your indolence later in life”!

by QuacksO November 29, 2011

titters

A term used by Chris M. from the nard in reference of boobies (especially his woman's). Also known as jugs, tits, breasts, knockers, boobs, breasticles (what senta calls them), hooters, gazungas, boulders (as in 'over the shoulder boulder holder'), etc...

Lady, you have the nicest titters that i have ever seen.

by Chris on lindsey's email January 18, 2004

twister

One who disrupts with the miniscule brain activity of a chav by asking them a simple question, usually entailing basic arithmetic or anything taught outside of kindergarten. Or, indeed, their date of birth or the identity of their biological father.

"That teacher's a twister innit"

by TC Raymond May 25, 2005

twister

someone who twistes a situation.... basically a real bitch. they take something someone has said then twist it to what they want to make it sound worse nd basically cause arguments ALL the time. bitch

claire- i just dont really like hannah tht much shes ok i just prefer not being around her.
emily- aw dnt worry i feel the same
claire- dont tell
emily- dont worry i wont
emily(to sarah)- claire hates hannahs guts and thinks shes a TOTAL bitch lol!!! she want her to crawl into a little corner and slit herself coz she hates her sooo much!
(claire finds out wen hannah finds out)
hannah- omg u bitch i thort u liked me!!!!
claire- wat?
hannah- u want me to kill myself coz u hate my guts!
claire- i NEVA sed that
hannah- apparently u did!
claire- wel sum1 has been a twister coz i neva sed tht!!!!

by 99*-* December 7, 2006

Twitterzine

A horridly bad concept for a magazine, consisting of entire articles with 140 chacters or less written on twitter. Twitterzines are usually written by individuals that think people would enjoy reading stories this short, but in reality their story is the length of a normal story broken into 10-20 tweets. Twitterzines authors are usually lame or boring individuals, thinking they have a genius idea, when in reality have the dumbest idea ever!

Did you hear about JoAnn's twitterzine, 140 chacters of total lameness!

by Communist_Bob July 30, 2009

the twitters

Similar to the word "jitters", the twitters indicate a form of social intensity symptomatic of someone posting tweets far too frequently on Twitter. In adjective form, "twittery".

"Richard's posted 45 tweets in the past hour - somebody's got the twitters."

"Sheila's got a proper case of the twitters - she's updated damn near 100 times since lunch time.

by photodna March 2, 2009

harry twatter

a harry twatter is a magical hairy twat

a harry twatter makes love the best as its a magical experience every single time i mean every time i put my cock inside her she made it disappear like magic

by ODog N Cali M.C N T June 29, 2009