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Trump hammer 

The verbal beatdown you deliver to someone who challenges your power or questions your authority on any issue. You are successful, powerful and unstoppable and you won't tolerate anyone who disrespects you. Donald Trump, The Donald, Trumper, Trumpet, Trumpism, Trumpspeak, make America great again, The Apprentice, Republican
I unleashed the Trump hammer on this guy at work. He said I didn't know what I was doing on this money market fund I was managing. How dare he challenge me!

Trump Cut 

The ridiculous emo-bangs that begin with a sweeping forward of hair from either behind the ear or at the back of the head. Typically accompanied by a white belt and $200 girl's pants. Easily identified by both the similarity in appearance to Donald Trump's famous comb-over, and the obsession most wearers of the style have with touching said bangs. Many hair salons give free lip-rings with the cut if you come in before noon.
His Trump Cut was so pronounced, that I felt not only compelled but justified in wrapping my fist up in it and twirling him around in the middle of the dancefloor - he was the lasso to my Modern Era Urban Cowboy! Yeeeeeehaw! Let's write some poetry!
Trump Cut by MrSalamander May 28, 2008

Donald J. Trump 

The guy that raped Elizabeth Jean Carroll and got away with it.
Donald J. Trump doesn't believe in consent.

Donald J. Trump 

"Life has not been easy on me." - Donald J. Trump
"Small loan of a million dollars" - Donald J. Trump

Donald J. Trump 

A STUPID man that became president!!
Boy: Hi, Donald J. Trump
Donald: Hi, I was thinking of building a wall on the border of Mexico and the USA
Boy: You notice that they can take a plane or a helicopter to fly over the wall!!
Donald: I know i just like to say that because i am stupid!!

Donald J. Trump 

A lot of you voted for him and now regret it
Donald j. trump by mac miller is better than Donald j. trump