A synonym to "tits up," it asserts that things have totally gone to shit, been ruined or otherwise spoiled.
I saw a band play a local bar, with shoddy equipment, a drunken sound guy and a hipster audience. Needless to say, it was tits vertical by the second song.
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by Bathos May 18, 2010
Get the Tits Vertical mug.Good tits refer to tits that hit the perfect ratio between softness and hardness.
Which is approximately 30/70.
They have the perfect volume and surface area to fit a man's head.
Therefore, making the best Sunday morning cushion.
Which is approximately 30/70.
They have the perfect volume and surface area to fit a man's head.
Therefore, making the best Sunday morning cushion.
"My girlfriend has good tits, I love to rest my head on them and keep sleeping every Sunday morning".
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Get the Tit Sticks mug.Tits that are long, thin and droopy. They appear as though there are two dead ferrets hanging from a woman's chest. See sock tits.
Dude 1: Man, that chick is hot. Why don't you run wing man with her friend so I can take her back to the hotel?
Dude 2: Fuck that! That bitch has ferret tits.
Dude 1: I know she has ferret tits. That's the one I want.
Dude 2: You're sick, Tony.
Dude 2: Fuck that! That bitch has ferret tits.
Dude 1: I know she has ferret tits. That's the one I want.
Dude 2: You're sick, Tony.
by crackleton January 25, 2011
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Bro 2: What the fuck are shelf tits?!?
Bro 1: They are tits that could act as a shelf dumb ass. You know when your hand accidentally misses their shoulder and instead lands on their tits and it’s like a shelf. Those are shelf tits, big tits that don’t sag.
Bro 2: Oh I get it, I am coining that term now. And dude your hand never accidentally misses their shoulder, your in denial if you think that.
Bro 1: Hey don’t coin my term man it’s mine. And I am happy staying in denial. More shelf tits for me!
Bro 2: What the fuck are shelf tits?!?
Bro 1: They are tits that could act as a shelf dumb ass. You know when your hand accidentally misses their shoulder and instead lands on their tits and it’s like a shelf. Those are shelf tits, big tits that don’t sag.
Bro 2: Oh I get it, I am coining that term now. And dude your hand never accidentally misses their shoulder, your in denial if you think that.
Bro 1: Hey don’t coin my term man it’s mine. And I am happy staying in denial. More shelf tits for me!
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