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post-9/11 clarity

When the plane so fire that your steel beams buckle.
Man, things just haven't been the same since that day.
I know what you mean man, the world looks different with that post-9/11 clarity.
by CozyBanx September 16, 2023
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Post Traumatic Nut Disorder

You remember a traumatic memory after busting a nut
Baji suffered from Post Traumatic Nut Disorder after fucking the shit out of Chifuyu’s ass
by clovey March 10, 2022
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Post-facto spoiler alert

When you accidentally spoil something for someone and then attempt to make it up by yelling out "Spoiler alert!"
It will nonetheless piss someone off because either a) you're just rubbing it in that you spoiled the ending to an amazing movie/book/show, or b) they weren't really paying attention before and would have missed the spoiler, but because you had called attention to it, now they are aware they have been spoiled.
Kris: "So I'm reading this Harry Potter book and so far I don't like that Snape fellow."
Melissa: "Yeah I really hated Snape in the 6th book when he killed Dumbledore but everything worked out in the end."
Kris: "Ye- Wait. Snape KILLS Dumbledore?!"
Melissa: "Er, ah, um, SPOILER ALERT!!!1"
Paul: "Wow, Melissa, way to pull a post-facto spoiler alert."
Kris: "It will never be the same!" *sobs*
by millardfillmore April 19, 2010
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Post Traumatic Jazz Disorder

Having bad memories from a jazz band. A horrible incident which could be physically or emotionally damaging revolving around jazz or is from jazz band and is remembered often.
I have Post Traumatic Jazz Disorder after David hit me with a saxophone in jazz band.
by GingerLego320 February 22, 2021
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post long term syndrome

After a long term relationship ends, it is common that a person involved in the breakup will then go on to have a rebound that turns into another relationship. This rebound (compared to a normal rebound) moves very quickly and tends to be emotionally and physically intimate from the get go, as if picking up where the ended relationship left off instead of starting anew.

The person with post long term syndrome often is unaware of their condition. The new relationship often ends terribly due to the improper handling of emotions from the past relationship.

Symptoms of post long term syndrome can include: committing to the new partner too quickly, copious amounts of time with the new person, ignoring the pain from the last breakup and covering it up with feelings for the new partner, etc.
Oh man that break up was rough, they were together for 5 years. It's only been a month since things ended, but Cameron already found a new partner! Did you hear they already said 'I love you' and are moving in together this Spring? His post long term syndrome is awful.
by sadlyimnotafairy April 27, 2022
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Post K-Drama Syndrome

The syndrome that is prevalent in many youths after watching K-Dramas(or even animes). It often brings about a sense of despair, loneliness, and a strong urge to find a girlfriend/boyfriend. It can sometimes even lead to depression when severe, and can blur one's standards.

The causes:
While watching a drama, one becomes fully immersed in the characters—especially the couples—that the barrier between the drama and real life starts to dissolve. After one finishes watching the drama, the comparatively lackluster life of the viewer brings about a craving for an experience similar to the story. This catalyzes many relationships that are destined to fail.
Alex liked ————— because of his post k-drama syndrome. He wouldn't have dated her otherwise but the syndrome hindered his judgement and lowered his standards.

Alex was super depresso because of his post k-drama syndrome.
by Won Suck Chode January 3, 2020
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Post 4th of July Blues

This is the depression that as soon as you go to bed on July 4th. July 4th is the high point of the summer as it is the only holiday between Memorial Day and Labor Day. The effects of this are severe if you take your only summer vacation before or during the 4th. Taking a vacation after the 4th greatly decreases the effects of this condition.
(On July 5th) Suzanne: I am so bummed. The 4th of July is over and I haven't taken any time off after that.

Stephanie: You should have done what I did and planned a vacation for the end of July. You are getting the full effects of the Post 4th of July Blues while I am only getting a mild effect.
by New English July 7, 2011
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