Whacking the Monster

1)masturbation

2)hitting a bullie at a school/work place

"Man I'm tired from whacking the monster last night"

"Jerald began Whacking the Monster that had called a poop-nugget his entire life"

by PeRf3Ct C1rClE June 4, 2009

Zest Monster

Lucas Gabbini; Fruity

Lucas and Elijah were touching each others wangs in the locker room; the zest monster inside them smiled.

by Christ\ February 7, 2023

Monster

Sarahs mom

The monster drank sarahs blood...

by Folani May 17, 2018

Monster Hunter

Someone who hunts inbred people for a living.

Jake went to Alabama to become a Monster Hunter. He preferred to use a long sword than a rifle for such job.

by Spaceman7000 July 30, 2024

Mud Monster

I am become this.

Hym "I am become Mud Monster. That I may avoid the inevitable slinging of mud."

Iam "..........."

Hym "Aw... Come on buddy. It's not that bad."

Iam "It's not that it's 'that bad' it's that it's inarguably wrong for them to do it. Which is why they won't even attempt to do so. They care only about motivation."

Hym "Which is why they want to motivate us to 'create some news' for them. They can use the mound of corpses we create (Hypothetically) to bolster their fame. They're like women. 'Oh my! Look how obsessed he was with us!' they'll cry! 'For a limited time only our coffee mugs will be on sale in response to this tragic, TrAgIc event (that we couldn't even be bothered to lift a finger to stop).' Hahahaha!"

by Hym Iam May 17, 2022

monster & sensations

The true depiction of god. The snack of the demons. Walkers sensations thai sweet chilli with a monster ultra white or red. Inspired by past flings this is a joyous combination of both spice and recollection.

“Oyy dickhead, wtf u want”
“Monster & sensations i think.”
“Good choice manslag”

by Lonely celyn May 10, 2018

Queef monster

A queef monster is when a guy eats the queefs at a rapid pace.

“I had a queef monster in my pussy last night “

by Lick my delicious balls December 25, 2021