Matthew Crab

a winner who eats Cian

Matthew crab is a WINNER

by The person who is a bystanderd February 28, 2022

Matthew

Plays Fortnite everyday

Hi, my name is Matthew! I play Fortnite every day, do you too?

by Patricz October 14, 2022

Matthew

Matthew is Lowkey a beaner. He’s super shy and weird. He’s in a very serious relationship with Wendy. He plays baseball and he kinda thick.

“Omgg are you going to Matthews game on Saturday”

by Dezi anaiya December 6, 2019

Matthew Bean

Someone who got annoyed that their name wasn't in the urban dictionary so got me to add it.

"Hello Matthew Bean"
"Hello"

by Xocrone September 16, 2020

Matthew

That one cunt in a group who actually has a girlfriend and instead of spending time with the lads, he sucks her off. Severly racist towards pakis (Sherom) and likes to touch kids under the age of 10.

Don't be a Matthew you spastic

by rkrichardson December 9, 2019

matthews

he is a very likable and loving person and he always be there for me hes tall tan and handsome and benches 225

my boyfriend is named matthews

by anon69586929 December 24, 2022

St Matthew High School

Known for the funniest class ever in history (804). Funny popular kids. A bunch of clowns in 7/8. iPhone SE’s. THICCOLASSSSSSSS. A man who had a shit load of tik tok followers. Kids who did Washroom Wednesday. The people who go to St Matts in 2019 are having a great time at least for the 7-9.

St Matthew High School is the best school

Oh really?

Yeah

by Biggest Jester August 28, 2019