by MrThompson April 16, 2009

fucking retarded

adj. - Used to describe any person place or thing which emphatically displays the symptoms of a severe mental handicap or an origin in the same.

You're fucking retarded for even looking this shit up. You know that, right?

...Fucking retard....

by Time Devourer December 19, 2007

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Get the fucking retardedmug.

1. (command) An exclamation of contempt with the intent of breaking rapport, usually directed towards an antagonist to go away or mind their own business.

2. (verb) To stave off responsibility or intellectual engagement, usually by spending time unproductively.

3. (noun) one who fucks off.

1. "Hey ladies, want to come have a drink with us?"

"No, fuck off!"

2. (verb) "I don't want to work right now, I just want to go home and fuck off."

3. (noun) "Joe will never get accepted to a decent college because he's too much of a fuck off."

by Da Toaster January 5, 2016

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Get the fuck offmug.

Fuck spot

Location, in space and time, where one fucks or has fucked or intends to fuck, God willing.

The AV room at John Abbott College after 4pm is a good fuck spot.

Jim: "Where was your last fuck spot?"
R-Kelly: "The kindergarten."

by Loobert July 8, 2005

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UGG FUCKING

1: when you are fucking a girl that is somehow still wearing Ugg boots and immidiately upon climax you remove her boot such as to ejaculate into its fluffy woolen interior.

2: when at a party to search out an Ugg boot at which point you masturbate into said boot.

1: you should have been at that party, ricky ugg fucked the shit out ofthat girl.

2: that was ugg fucking good.

by Beaster, Sambo and Jmase January 21, 2008

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Get the UGG FUCKINGmug.

Fuck Ton

1) An unimaginable amount of something; so much of an object, item, or substance that it is immeasurable.
2) A lot more than an 'Ass Load' or 'Shit Ton'

There are an assload of cum sluts at Pitt University, but a fuck ton go to Florida State

by cojack June 9, 2005

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