pumpiumpiumpkin

what you would call your boyfriend on a day to day basis

gf- “i love you my pumpiumpiumpkin”

bf- “awh she’s so cute”

by k.wieber January 12, 2025

Pumpism

1. A compulsive and irrational obsession with launching and investing in memecoins via Pump.fun, often leading to erratic financial behavior, delusions of impending wealth, and emotional volatility.

2. A conviction that every newly created token visible on Memescope, regardless of fundamentals, is destined to reach bonding curve, and continue to pump even higher beyond it.

3. The motivating belief that you will persevere, beat the odds, and become that top 1% trader you know you can be.

"I lost 20 SOL on a Fartcoin derivative, I have pumpism bro."

"He has serious pumpism, that coin has been launched 50 times today!"

"Every day is a new opportunity to win, the pumpism I'm feeling right now is insane."

by pumpism.com February 5, 2025

Pumpism

When you're addicted to pump.fun.

Jeez, did you see James lose 20 SOL last night on Pump.fun? That guy has pumpism fr.

by pumpism February 5, 2025

pump and dump

beating off while sitting on the toilet to take a shit

I was running low on time so I hit a quick pump and dump

by obscuritiesandmore January 19, 2026

Pump Slut

An older individual that arm pumps to music like it’s still the mid 1990s

Panic! At the Disco “High Hopes” turns Ryan Delaney into an absolute Pump Slut like a Jersey Shore reject at a rave.

by Furies Hecate February 10, 2026

Pump and Dump

Lying, or misleading or giving someone the impression that you're interested and invested in a long term romantic relationship, but the true intent has having a sex a couple or handful of times, and then breaking up with them unexpectedly.

John was intimate with Mary for 6 months. He couldve been direct and honest and specific about his intentions about just wanting casual sex, and she wouldve been fine with it, but it turns out he was too much a lil bitch and verbal coward to say that beforehand, so he Pump and Dumped her when he got tired and bored.

by Spadillia March 2, 2026

Pump & Dump

A common misconception is that this refers to a quick shag. In actuality, one engages in a Pump & Dump when he cranks his hog whilst laying a log.

I’ve been baking this shit all day, can’t wait for a Pump & Dump when I get home!

by Captaindownloadboner February 15, 2025