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My life

my life is shit
by drtjdtyjdtyj November 18, 2018
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get a life

basically you tell someone to go outside and get a social life
ultimate sentence to end a useless discussion with a stereotypical gamer/weeb/furry/other degenerate who doesn't go outside
so yeah if you're fat piece of trash in basement don't get offended, just go outside, socialize a bit, it'd be healthy for you
A: ima weeb
B: so what
A: i fap to that shit
B: go outside and get a life
A: did you just got out off a cod lobby
B: no I'm telling you to get a life
by niggapilled January 14, 2021
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Life Coach

A life coach is a narcissist who is trying to capitalize on their capacity to make others believe they’re better than them. They generally are pretty messed-up themselves and will try to influence you into adopting a life style that resembles theirs because of course they got it all figured out. A life coach is likely teach questionable mindsets such as toxic positivity and empty empowerment or to give uneducated advice about nutrition, exercise, weight loss, mental health, career and love life, only to name a few. They might also try to lure you into sketchy practices such as multi-level marketing, alternative medicine, crystals and similar pseudoscience concepts.
My vegan yoga instructor with zero education has offered to become my life coach for a mere 300$ a month!
by Powercat The Gamer November 7, 2022
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gatcha life

a place for 8 year olds to create awful youtube videos with royalty free music and a massive kinemaster logo
hey have you heard of gatcha life?

oh yeah, big dick chongus
by bigdicknicolascage April 18, 2021
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Life Is a Bitch

When life has been pretty mean and unfair to you, especially when all your friends and relatives are wealthier, smarter, and prettier than you.
Why do bad things happen to good people? And material blessings seem to be chasing after evil people? Life is a bitch, isn’t it?
by MathPlus December 29, 2018
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Nug Life

Nug Life originated in Zanesville, Ohio.
It started with a few friends getting together and eating insane amounts of Chicken McNuggets from McDonalds.

The OG's of Nug Life are reffered to as Nug Nuts.
McDonalds Cashier:"Hello sir what would you like?"
Nug Nut:"I will take five 20-piece nugs. NUG LIFE!"
McDonalds Cashier:"Please pull around to the first window."
Nug Nut:"DON'T FUCK AROUND!"
by #1NugNut January 16, 2009
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in real life

In real life did u jus do dat dumb shit?
I cant believe she jus tried to play me, like in real life..
by Licia9008 October 9, 2008
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