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tucker max drunk 

A specific form of drunkeness involving a very large amount of alcohol and a very high degree of beligerance, mainly towards fat and/or ugly women. This state is generally only attainable by Tucker Max himself.
Man, I can't remember it, but they tell me I got Tucker Max Drunk last night and offered to pay a cabby $3 to run over a fat girl.
tucker max drunk by Anonymous April 24, 2003
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Pepsi Max 

Better than Pepis! Only cool kids drink it.
Good with everything =]]]
"Pepsi Max it's for cool kids!"
Pepsi Max by ||Fembot. August 4, 2006
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1, Maximun level of gayness reached. 2, ancient deity of homosexual atrraction. 3, outcome of a male fetus overloaded with amazing amounts of estrogen. 4. Gayest thing ever. Latin definition. Cabritus marico maximus
¨Gay max drinks the urine in the boys bathroom and is vegetarian¨
Gay max by chromosomes YY October 2, 2007

Pepsi Max 

A very non-subtle street name for the Class A drug, Cocaine.
Tony: Shall we get some Pepsi Max tonight?
Tim: Yes - I wonder if anyone who overheard this conversation knows we mean drugs.

Tony: No way.
Pepsi Max by Stevie Durham July 15, 2010

tucker max drunk 

The ultimate state of drunkenness. Once in this stage, a person is either Tucker Max or dead. This state was first achieved by one Tucker Max, and is self-named. Further exploits can be found at www.tuckermax.com
He got Tucker Max drunk and went on a rampage of insults and destruction of furniture.
tucker max drunk by hooligan333 November 1, 2003

Pulling a max 

When you accidentally shit yourself after mistaking it for a fart
Where is John?

He is Pulling a max right now...he drank too much coffee
Pulling a max by dsh1234 November 21, 2016

Leah > Max 

Means that Leah is better than Max
And it's the truth

So SHHH
Leah > Max
Hi I'm better than "Max"

Yeah I know
Leah > Max by MaxRax May 6, 2019