Jacked like Doritos

So intensely ripped that it jacked amount is comparable to the jacked intensity of Jacked Doritos, particularly of the Ranch Dipped Hot Wings flavor.

Ron is getting Jacked like Doritos from his new work-out routine.

by BatguyKittyButt November 8, 2014

hung like a skunk

to be incredibly hung over after a long ass night.

i went way too fuckin hard last night, im hung like a skunk

by anonymous January 29, 2022

dead like Goose

When a heroic or otherwise impressive aviator is ghosted by his fellow aviators.

Due to unknown reasons, it is apparent that Matt is dead like Goose to Captain Nielson and First Officer Whicker.

by Nocturnal Mammal - Man May 9, 2019

Like a tank top

Something a ginger kid said at Fantasy World in Kissimmee, Florida who most likely had corona.

I scored a goal! Like a tank top!

by IndigoCircus January 18, 2021

like an asshole with teeth

A phrase describing how some peoples’ mouths are so surprisingly similar in appearance to an anus that it merits its own special phrase.

After analyzing hundreds of pictures of the Grabber in Chief, it was more than notable that his mouth looks exactly like an asshole with teeth.

by Dr Bunnygirl June 20, 2023

soft like pancakes

A level of softness uncompareable to anything but that of a pancake

This pillow is soft like pancakes

by ThePancakeKing November 18, 2014

Ears like a mongoose

Someone with good or supersonic hearing.

Matt, you have ears like a mongoose!

by Heam July 2, 2016