ASS Stamp

A large red stamp with the word "ASS" on it. The ass stamp can be given to anyone who is being an ass.

Drew: Get off the games Gregory
Gregory: I'm not on games
(Gregory was on games)
Dave: Wasn't Greg playing games?
Drew: Yeah, he gets the ASS Stamp on that one...

by Captain Fox November 02, 2009

ass roast

an extremely large, smelly bowel movement

Don't go in there for a while!

Why?

Cause I left a massive ass roast in the toilet!

by Nate-the Great January 10, 2009

bitch assness

being a bitch to people. it is a disease

elijah has caught the bitch assness

by bitch assness January 17, 2012

Ass Diamond

A shit so hard, that it tears the ass on the way out, leaveing his/her under-garments stained red.

Holy shit paste! I just pushed out the hugest Ass Diamond. Ohh god....

by DrMcRofl February 03, 2011

sassy ass

When a person is being extremely sassy, or sarcastic. Commonly used when two ghetto girls are fighting via texting

Girl 1: keep you and yo' sassy ass quiet, bitch
Girl 2: man, fuck you and yo' stupid azz bitch boyfriend too, nigga

Girl 1: nigga, screw you

by TGMittens November 16, 2014

Ass Loofah

A loofah primarily use for the srubbage of ass

Bro, I hope you didn't use my ass loofah on your face

by Cornelius Pumpernickel June 20, 2010

Ass elf

one who enjoys another's ass

Braden would love to be somebody's ass elf

by Dillon, Jamie, & Erin July 01, 2004