Nick Buchan

A man with a tiny penis who loves men. He also loves to cock and ball torcher himself to Avery purdy.

Ughhh I could so use a Nick Buchan right now.

by Steve Hraby June 17, 2022

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nick cope

a musician who's one of the members of the candyskins to sing childrens songs.

"we are listening to nick cope."

by 3465 June 12, 2020

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nick constantine

Adjective; one who has sexual intercource with their cousin. Tends to look like colonel sanders and breathe very heavily while mating.

You see that kid over there that fucked his cousin. That’s nick constantine.

by Lizzy zucal December 3, 2018

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Someone who is skilled in every demeanor. Unlike James Decarlo, he effortlessly rizzes up women by just looking at them. Not only does he gel his hair; he has an 8 pack. Is able to be like a ninja; he somehow knows information that is kept secret. His semen is like a treasure, for it shines a bright gold when excreted from his huge dick. Each milligram of his semen is sold for over 2.3 million on the black market because it can produce the strongest of offspring.

I wish when my boyfriend cums, it would be good. “It sounds like you need a Nick Vitak”

by Brxsr January 28, 2023

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