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Crayon Poo

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No matter how much you wipe your arse after a poo, you continue to get a mark on the paper as though there is a brown crayon stuck up your bum.
Dude, what took so long?
Crayon poo.
aaah yes
by madhatchetman September 4, 2010
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Craymitzvahog

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A crazy hedgehog running amok at a Bar or Bat Mitzvah.
Jew 1: Oy vey, something was nibbling on the Torah!
Jew 2: Yeah, I spotted a craymitzvahog earlier, adorable but quite a nuisance.
by Katehog May 23, 2012
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when, durning the act of pooping the turd breaks off, resulting in repeated uncomfortable wiping.
"Dude, I was taking the biggest shit and it busted in half, leaving me with a broken crayon"
by Phil Yost January 16, 2009
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Crazytown

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When something is so crazy that it goes beyond the barriers of insane and shoots past the borders of wild.
Woah dude that’s crazytown!
by Crazytowncrazytown August 15, 2019
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Crazyshits

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A group of people that are senseless, impractical, intensely enthusiastic, inferior, worthless, selfish, mean and racist..
Please, stop acting like the crazyshits.
by mr chris cornwell May 12, 2016
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Make you very upset or sad, or ruin your whole day.
"Dude, don't worry about him, he's just tryin' to break your crayons. Just let it slide."
by Irish Dave April 21, 2007
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