Cold

The opposite of hot dumbass.

Person 1: Man it's cold out here!
Person 2: No shit.

by Anonymous5397188 November 20, 2021

cold carrots

To ease the burning of your asshole after eating spicy food

Matt asked his gf to bring him cold carrots because his asshole was on fire from eating at Fred's

by Ayad15 May 6, 2016

Cold Camping

When you have cold hands and jerk off to warm them up

Jerry's hands were freezing so he went cold camping

by anonymous August 17, 2025

Asking if the sun is cold

1. When someone asks a yes or no question so dumb that it genuinely shocks everyone around.

2. When someone makes a statement that can be easily disproven.

Jimmy: pointing at a girl he likes, a lesbian pin on her bag. “Do you think she actually would like me back?”
Evan: “You’re Asking if the sun is cold, Jimmy.”

by Scharey! December 7, 2024

cold chilling

The term "Cold Chilling" refers to a turkey or chicken when you by it at the supermarket and it is chilling in a refridgerator of some sort. The turkey is "cold chilling". To use it in average talk, you would use it as a substitute for relaxing or being lazy.
•Person 1: "What are you up too?"
•Person 2: "Just cold chilling."
•Person 1: "I'm having a total lazy day too"

"I'm just cold chilling today, man. Maxing and relaxing

by ride.the.good.vibes June 22, 2015

cold

A man who’s prominently muscular, breaks the camouflage skateboard every ride. Bad in bed (tends to fart).

omg look at cold go, he’s flying done that hill

by bigfatwilly March 3, 2021

Cold Hands

President George W. Bush’s nickname for WH Chief of Staff Josh Bolten.

Cold Hands got married as a senior citizen.

by Coop Dupe September 22, 2021