Cardi Bean

A very popular music artist.

Mrs. Beyenhof: I’ll play some Christmas music while we take the test.

Donovan: Can we play some Cardi Bean?

by Cardi bean January 20, 2019

Bean Boozled

The female equivalent of blue balls. Specifically when you’re just at the edge, but stop for a number of reasons - leaving the female party fully dissatisfied and entirely bean boozled.

“I can’t believe Tommy bean boozled me last night, why can’t the kid last any longer?? I was THIS close”

by Snarky Ptyerodactyl May 20, 2018

Bean on a cracker

When a black male defecates profusely on a white women then takes a tennis racket and wallops the excrement to make a bean shape.

did you hear what Malakai did to Amy? he gave that bitch a bean on a cracker.

by young women January 26, 2021

bean bagged

When someone places their scrotum on you

Hey when Tod was asleep last night I bean bagged him and he didn't even know

by plutoloco4 December 20, 2008

Bean Talk

The Mexican dialect being spoken and or heard by a white person

Can you hear those beaners speaking that bean talk? Disgusting

by Vucken April 21, 2018

bean juice

a fart accompanied by anal leakage

I thought I had a hemmoriod! Biy was I relieved that it was only bean juice

by mooseknuckles November 12, 2002

bean feast

An event or meeting, the content of which is illogical and incoherent to the point of being surreal.

"That meeting was 6 hours long, and and none of the number on Ted's charts were correct. It was a total bean feast."

by Woytek Zablonksi March 5, 2006