3 definitions by Cardi bean

shloomp

When you half diarrhea, half poop. A large ball of poop surrounded by diarrhea.

Mitchell: I took my daily shloomp earlier, it was like half melted, rocky road ice cream.
Zane: Nice.

by Cardi bean January 21, 2019

Cardi Bean

A very popular music artist.

Mrs. Beyenhof: I’ll play some Christmas music while we take the test.

Donovan: Can we play some Cardi Bean?

by Cardi bean January 21, 2019

Cunk

A gross smell. Something said after the people who descovered the skunk smelled it’s fart.

Discoverer 1: What is that animal? Is it farting?
Discoverer 2: Daln that stink smells like cunk!

by Cardi bean January 21, 2019