Turtle poaching

When you punch someone who has a small penis in the dick making there head shrivel like a turtle.

Payton: i got turtle poached by some guy yesterday
thomas: omg is yo dick okay i hate turtle poaching

by Arnold mcjagger June 3, 2013

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Turtle Burnout

Similar to a shart, but the head pops out first before the actual skid mark.

My Underwear bared the marks of a turtle burnout.

by Just Bitchin March 3, 2014

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turtle underwear

To be wearing underwear that are very disgusting, often having a horrific odor and be very hard like a turtle's shell.

Adrian - Dude, Bonnaroo was really fun, but sleeping in your car wasn't. I'm wearing turtle underwear.

by SooooAnonymous May 1, 2014

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Turtle

Prison slang referring to a "PC" protective custody who wants to hide in his shell. Once labelled a turtle the only way to have that label removed is to assault another turtle

Larry is a fucking turtle! after he was convicted of those skinner charges that fucking turtle tucked into his shell

by lingoguy April 17, 2014

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turtle

An amphibian that's lazy as fuck and wears a bulletproof shell on his/her back.Lives its life on land but lays eggs in water.Cold-blooded, heavy bastard that's slower than a man half-dead from work.

Look at that turtle, it's so lazy!

by TheNameIsHedvig April 28, 2014

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