Turkey slurpee

Is defined As an after Thanksgiving blow job or she sounds like a turkey gobbling while giving a blow job

Hey baby after Thanksgiving dinner you wanna head into the room for a turkey slurpee

by Queenmisery July 23, 2024

STRANGER THEN A TWO HEADED TURKEY

Stranger then a two headed Turkey.

When you meet someone that is totally of the rails bat shit crazy but doesn't know it.
When you just give that look a turkey gives When trying to figure out what that crazy person is trying to say so you immediately smile and nod your head acting like you understand so they go away.

David was stranger then a two headed turkey with all his talk of ufo sightings and Aliens stealing his trash cans.

by trickster29 July 30, 2024

mayor turkey

Title of the 110th Mayor of the City of New York.

Mayor Turkey has a rat problem in the brownstone he owns in Brooklyn.

Mayor Turkey just landed back at JFK from another Istanbul vacation.

by THC419 August 4, 2024

Mud turkey

A racist tern used for homeless people in the country of Turkey.

Eric: Those darn mud turkeys took my job.
Other Eric: They took my mother.

by Turkey person 82 August 12, 2024

Turkey

A "turkey" in this context refers to someone who tries to act overly confident or impressive, often in a way that seems exaggerated or inauthentic, especially around girls. It's someone who might be trying too hard to appear cool or attractive but comes off as silly or not genuine. Ethan Ferraria, as described, would be an example of a "turkey" if he behaves this way around girls to make himself look better than he actually is.

“Yo ethan was being a turkey last night infront of the huzz”

by Sebastian canaverde August 13, 2024

Turkeying

Turkeying someone refers to when someone is sleeping (or not), and another person physically touches their chin with their testicles, giving the appearance of a goose head. This behavior is extremely discriminatory and disrespectful and is not recommended.

"Hey man, did you hear about John and Tim's wild night last night? They were Turkeying everyone at the party."

"I can't believe Jim pulled off the ultimate Turkeying move last night at the party, the whole room was in stitches"

by fhfxbdf January 23, 2023

Fuck Turkey

Verb: When in missionary sex position, and they put their feet on your chest or sometimes shoulders while you lean forward, pushing their knees up to their shoulders (often with their arms at their sides or being held by your hands pulling towards their buttocks).

Noun: The person having the above verb description done to them.

Verb and Noun: We we're doing fuck turkey, and I smiled down at her, as she moaned, and said, "you you look like a fuck turkey... Now I'm going to stuff you good!"

by HappyMonkey8d February 6, 2023