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Toasta

A term used between two friends whose combined IQ is roughly 47 — essentially two halves of the same idiot. Not quite the dumbest two people on Earth, but they’re definitely in the running if the current champions ever die. Their loyalty, however, is unmatched.

From the outside, the friendship may resemble two apes throwing shit at each other, but internally it represents the highest form of brotherhood.

Activities with your Toasta include, but are not limited to:
Deleting irresponsible quantities of beer, hyping each other up for catastrophically bad decisions, hitting on women purely for the love of the game, drunkenly debating stupid ideas that somehow become real projects, gas lighting women, drunk cooking absolute bangers, and approaching 3/10s you’d never sleep with but somehow end up cracking anyway.

Additional activities may include keeping the couch from floating away, chili-dog-afying a guy’s car, screaming “Bob Saget!” downtown at 3 a.m., and generally behaving in a way that makes observers believe they are witnessing two malfunctioning zoo apes that escaped supervision.
"Did you really drunk and crack that boat anchor?"

"Yeah"
"My motha fuckin Toasta"
by Motha Fuckin Toasta March 10, 2026
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Toasted Marshmallow Scone

It's what you can bake for the most beautiful girl on Valentine's Day—even if she's not YOUR girl. Just make extra for her fam so it's not suspicious... her fave latte is Toasted Marshmallow so she should get the message 😉
Happy V-Day! What time do you leave to go see your bf? I need to hit you with a Toasted Marshmallow Scone before you go.
by JBSWMO February 15, 2025
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Toaster Strudel

The act of taking a shit and then immediately turning around to engage in masturbation. Can be compared to the process of making a toaster strudel, hence the name. Just like you would toast a strudel, and after it’s hot and ready, you apply icing on top at the end for added flavor and decoration.
Person 1: Why are they taking so long in the bathroom?
Person 2: Probably making a Toaster Strudel
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