Fuck the napkin

Despite the the very specific directions you have been given, and despite the fact that the very extensive project is nearly completed, the client decides that it is flawed irreparably and you must pretty much start over. Oh, and it's not their fault that they gave you improper guidance from the get-go. You obviously are an untalented hack and incapable of reading minds. What kind of "creative" person can't read minds? Hack ...

The term comes from the "This is Spinal Tap" scene in which Angelica Huston presents an 18" Stonehenge monument to Ian because he wrote the directions on a cocktail napkin and wrote " for "inches" instead of ' for "feet".
Agency CD:

"Why did you make that tag verbal and not sung?"

Composer:

"You told us to do that in our meeting and you wrote it on this napkin that I'm holding right here. This one in my hand, the one that has your handwriting on it that says "make the tag verbal"

Agency CD:

"Fuck the napkin"
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Why the fuck not

Elon Musk shot a car into space for a commercial because why the fuck not.
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DRUNK AS FUCK

really damn drunk , gona pass out and fall over
hes drunk as fukkkk- dammmm he drunk
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fucking incredible

Facepunch is fucking incredible
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fucking retarded

adj. - Used to describe any person place or thing which emphatically displays the symptoms of a severe mental handicap or an origin in the same.
You're fucking retarded for even looking this shit up. You know that, right?

...Fucking retard....
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fuck off

1. (command) An exclamation of contempt with the intent of breaking rapport, usually directed towards an antagonist to go away or mind their own business.

2. (verb) To stave off responsibility or intellectual engagement, usually by spending time unproductively.

3. (noun) one who fucks off.
1. "Hey ladies, want to come have a drink with us?"

"No, fuck off!"

2. (verb) "I don't want to work right now, I just want to go home and fuck off."

3. (noun) "Joe will never get accepted to a decent college because he's too much of a fuck off."
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Fuck spot

Location, in space and time, where one fucks or has fucked or intends to fuck, God willing.
The AV room at John Abbott College after 4pm is a good fuck spot.

Jim: "Where was your last fuck spot?"
R-Kelly: "The kindergarten."
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