poop the apple

To bring an unnecessarily painful process upon oneself.

You want to stand in that line for an hour to buy those tickets? Don't poop the apple man, just buy them online the day before.

by amrcn_werewolf May 31, 2018

Poop bed

When you fill your bed with poop and you sleep on it and it feels warm

I can’t wait to sleep in my poop bed

by Iamgoodoof November 9, 2020

poop pads

The diapers older men wear when they are too old to make it to the bathroom in time.

Yeah, my great grandpa needs to use poop pads daily.

by linkybinky June 6, 2014

Drive-by Pooping

The act of crapping in a canning jar, driving by the house of someone you hate at a late hour, and breaking the crap filled jar on thier driveway, idealy when you know the high tempurature for the next day is over 75 degrees.

Kyle: Dude, Jack is being suck a douche bag

Carly: Yeah i know! What should we do to him?
Kyle: I think he deserves a Drive-by Pooping!

by pooonyu21 May 30, 2011

Thrill Poop

Gambling with potential embarrassment!

The act of relieving ones bowels in a public bathroom or porto-potty but leaving the door unlocked in hopes that no one walks in on you.

Everything went wrong during yesterday's thrill poop. I'm sure Facebook pictures will be posted very soon.

by A⭐️⚡️ December 8, 2015

poop meditation

Meditating on pooping, while pooping.

I beat constipation, through poop meditation. #poopMeditation

by poopNow July 11, 2016

Poop-jack

The activity in which a male masturbates while defacating on the toilet.

Guy waiting in line for stall: "Hey how are long are you gonna be in there? Are you Poop-jacking right now?"

Guy in stall: "No I'm just pooping. I am browsing though."

by YeetYateYote July 18, 2018