Texas Two Step

When your friend gets together with someone you've been talking to with the sole intent to make you mad and/or jealous.

A: That bitch just Texas two stepped me with Brad.
B: He likes you better, just do-si-do her ass.

by DoSiDo Queen July 26, 2011

Everything is bigger than Texas

A sex routine that involves 7 aztec warriors, 2 mexicans and one bottle of japanese vaginal fluid

Girl: Hey charlie would you like to do it tonight?
Charlie: sure!

Later that night...

Girl: UHHHHYEAH!!!!! Everything is bigger than Texas!!! OHHHHHHYEAH!!!!

by Blahblahblahkuhfskuckhsbckh August 6, 2012

Texas Left

Simply Put,UP,The direction.Meant as an insult.

Drunk 1:Fuck You!!!
Drunk 2:Take a Texas Left,Asshole!!

by Kaneoen September 21, 2009

Texassholian

Anyone seen driving a car in the state of Texas

Did you see that Texassholian drive by at 125 mph?

by TexasHighlander August 17, 2018

texas softball

During anal sex with a partner the receiver reaches back and punches the giver in the balls and then runs in a diamond.

Man Scott gave Lewis a Texas Softball today.

by Scott "dick sucker" Stephens April 30, 2008

Texas Hippy

A drunk

"Another drink...really? Are you going Texas Hippy on me?"

by Mith Miller November 1, 2008

Texas Association of County Treasurers

Collection of elected officials with high salaries, perks, and absolutely no authority. Since 1987 when every county with a population of over 10,000 has been required to have an independent auditor appointed by the district judges, the position has been a useless waste of taxpayer money.

The Texas Association of County Treasurers supports candidates who kill legislation that threaten their titles. The Texas Association of County Treasurers sent the paper a fact sheet on the importance of keeping the position open.

by Candidate to Abolish the Job February 17, 2010