tits are chapped

idiom

1. Moderately irritated.

History and Etymology: Origin unknown.

Oh, my boss's tits are chapped because I did a 'reply all' on accident and shared his home address with all our clients.

by persimmonVision October 7, 2021

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Tit model

A model that has only made it due to the fact that she has big tits.

Man that is one hot "Tit model". You know why she is in that Add Campaign she is a "Tit model".

by jaslan September 14, 2011

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tit clump

When you use force to sieze a womans breasts in one hand forming a large mound.

I got some serious tit clump last night jimbo

by Handy BoBandy January 13, 2009

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meth tits

Stephanie Tanner on Fuller House. Meth Tits.

Stephanie Tanner brought her meth tits to the party.

by Shaunasweets August 23, 2016

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Shelf tits

Tits that you could substitute for a shelf! They are full and firm. No sagging on those bitches!

Bro 1: Fuck man, look at those shelf tits!!
Bro 2: What the fuck are shelf tits?!?
Bro 1: They are tits that could act as a shelf dumb ass. You know when your hand accidentally misses their shoulder and instead lands on their tits and it’s like a shelf. Those are shelf tits, big tits that don’t sag.

Bro 2: Oh I get it, I am coining that term now. And dude your hand never accidentally misses their shoulder, your in denial if you think that.
Bro 1: Hey don’t coin my term man it’s mine. And I am happy staying in denial. More shelf tits for me!

by Um…Yeah, I do this for fun! November 30, 2021

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Skittle Tits

Titties that have been replaced with skittles. Usually happens to people named Madisyn Rose Hudson. Those people are usually disgusting and hated by all.

Madisyn: Guyyyys the skittle tit moster turned my tits into skittles.

johnathan grey: lemme lick them skittle tits

by skittletitfanclub69 February 25, 2019

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