John Snowed

When you smoke way to much weed and whitey

"I had two balloons of vapour and went to a very very dark place." John Snowed last night

by D4rk1sthel1ght March 4, 2015

Snow Cock

Literally means a frozen cock.

Man, I had a snow cock when we were sking last week.

by Cube21 March 6, 2015

Snow-Blower

When you get so frustrated and desperate after 2 months of non-stop snow storms, that you are willing to blow the first guy with a shovel, that knocks on your door, in order to get your property cleared, and dig your car out. Different from an ordinary whore with a pizza delivery boy, in that you are only blowing said person because of the copious amounts of snow, and possibly some cabin fever. Very common in rural areas!

This Winter in the Northeast was so bad that it turned all of the women, and a few guys I know too, into Snow-Blowers. I'm just glad I was able to help out all of my neighbors, and save them the inconvenience of shoveling, while getting more than $10 and a cup of hot coco. I can't wait until next year. I'm hoping all the Global Warming nonsense is just something the government is making up. I might move to Buffalo! Let it snow, let it snow!!!

by Tonytoys March 7, 2015

snow blower

When a guy dips his dick in water and freezes it. Then a girl gives him a blowjob.

My girlfriend burnt her tongue. So she gave me a snow blower.

by carveaham March 7, 2015

Snow cone

A treat made of ice and syrup that serves as sandpaper for the soul

She was all edgey till she had a snow cone

by Jfman September 25, 2015

john snow

A person who literally knows nothing.

-- WTF, don't you even know who is elected last night?
-- Wait, what? I guess I am just being john snow again.

by donaldrump November 15, 2016

Snow Ghost

A person or persons who've lost their ability to cope with the world without cocaine.

Usually pale in the face and shakey, often inhaling deeply through the nose.

Did you see the debate? Trump was acting like a total snow ghost.

by Kronos Incarnate. November 16, 2016