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Blood still stains when the sheets are washed 

Sex don't sleep when the lights are off.
person 1: Blood still stains when the sheets are washed
person 2: Sex don't sleep when the lights are off
person 3: Kids are still depressed when you dress them up
person 4: and syrup is still syrup in a sippy cup
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B.S. Brown Stains on White Collars 

Term used to describe white collar folk who are completely full of shit. This is especially true for corporate workers, members of Congress, government officials, politicians, Big Pharma, and of course we can’t forget our trusted veterinarians. They present with brown shit stains on their white collars, making them easily identifiable. Other typical characteristics include a pretentious smile, holier than thou attitude and their ability to bullshit anyone and everyone to get ahead and make a quick buck. They don’t discriminate and will stop at nothing; anything goes and no one is immune. A brown stain is a mandatory white collar work place requirement, leaving no room for competence or morals. Intelligence is now a thing of the past, and the customer is always wrong.
Typical B.S. Brown Stains on white collars corporate Interview: (Shakes hands) “ How ya doin’ today, Sir? So, very nice to meet you! What a lovely office you have! This your family? Wow! Beautiful! 😁 😁😁
Have you had the chance to look over my resume? Great 🤗! Well, as you can see, I’d be an overwhelming asset because I’m completely full of shit! 😘 I don’t wear these brown stains on my white collar for nothing! 👨🏼 💼💩! What ya think?”
“I think you’d fit in quite well with the rest of the shit bags; when can ya start?”

saint[h] 

A hairy creature from the North East with a large Penis
That mofo looks like a sainth
saint[h] by windows2003 fool December 10, 2006

Saints day 

Saint's Day, noun.

A day honoring one or more saints. Often used humorously, in recognition of the fact that almost all days are saints days.
"I ain't no alchy! Ah only drink on saints days!"
Saints day by Malaria Don July 17, 2007

Saingia Freaky 

saingia (pronounced sanga) freaky is an adjective to describe the feeling one gets after staying up all night and then eating 5 boxes of sugary cereal without milk and mixing the obvious with it
you should know what that is
hey lets have a sleepover and get saingia freaky

do you have the ingredients

yeah as long as we dont get caught its cool!
Saingia Freaky by jimmylikesdrugs September 29, 2008

saintsfood 

a cake similar to angelfood cake; that which was eaten by saints
Saint Peter eats saintsfood in heaven.
saintsfood by fireman1q2w3e January 1, 2010