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lesbian pants

noun.

A FAIRY

*code name for a young girl unsure of her orientation but pretty much a lesbian . however, may become pregnant during the apocalyptic world war .

*also associated with lesbian pants parties, gay fathers, and orgies on 3rd floor bathrooms .
lesbian pants fit Gladys & Pat because they have a baby who is left to be eaten by dinosaurs out the window ?
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sponge snatch hair pants 

not to be confused with a popular nickelodeon character, this person is one that will bring no joy and happyness to anyone. It is a girl on the rag who has an excessive amount of hair around her vagina.
That girl has a severe case of sponge snatch hair pants!
sponge snatch hair pants by MFMB January 13, 2007

mirth pants

an exclamation meaning just about anything.
mirthpants! my package has arrived!
mirthpants! the dog bit my leg and it's bleeding a lot!
mirth pants by baron December 24, 2003

no pants thursday

the weekly movie played on thursday nights where there are no rules... except you are not permitted to wear pants.
"are you girls excited to crash no pants thursday or what"

"nick we're going to walmart on wednesday because i have to buy some artichokes and boxers for no pants thursday"
no pants thursday by lil d April 5, 2005

cocky pants 

cockypants: def 1. the pair of jeans a guy wears that he thinks he will get lucky in.
Tony put on his seal blue member's only jacket and cocky pants before picking up his date, Erica.
cocky pants by Aimela September 27, 2005

queer pants 

1. A word commonly used by high school Freshmen to describe ones pants.

2. Another way to say that someone dresses gay.
1. Oh my figgen God, get away from me with your Queer Pants.

2. Ew! I wouldn't go out with you and your queer pants.

queer pants by Amberologyism! September 4, 2006

tarantula pants 

Tarantula pants is a penguin, who directs traffic with a life saver, like the ones in star wars.