Desmond the moon bear

The best character in the asdf movie

How did I get here? quoted by desmond the moon bear

by anonymous March 9, 2023

Full moon

Certainly! Here's a rephrased definition you can use:

Describing perfect mental peace or ease as a 'full moon' conveys a sense of complete clarity and calmness. Just as a full moon illuminates the night sky with a serene and steady light, a peaceful mind is calm and clear, free from disturbance or confusion."

Her mind was tranquil as a full moon

by Tawana Kelly July 3, 2024

Moon Gooning

Moon gooning is the act of chopping off a buffalo's head and gooning at night time. it is a sacred gooning ritual

Hey man, do you wanna go Moon Goonging tonight?

Officer to me with an unregistered buffalo head in the back of my car: "have you been moon gooning tonight sir?"

by anonymous November 12, 2023

Moon Ketchup

Ejaculatory fluid; semen.

Dude, I heard she likes moon ketchup with her meat.

by DeMarcus Waynewright July 16, 2013

Moon Gooning

The intense emotional practice of shiting cannon ball style ass up to the full moon with a native american present to bless the ritual

Honey me and the boys are gonna take this native to the moon gooning tonight and kill pelicans

by Goonieloony November 13, 2023

moon

A complete idiot who messes up all the time, someone who has lack of common sense and are oblivious to the world around them. A moon is a complete fuck up.

"I met that kid once, biggest moon ever" "Oh come on you fucking moon, you fucked over the fax machine, you mooned it big time man" "I've never met a man that mooned as hard as him, he was a huge fuckin luna"

by Una Luna November 19, 2014

Crest Mooning

When a fat black mam and a skinny white twinkle have sex.

"Wow, Crest Mooning on pornhub!!"
"Woah dude, let me see!"

by Randombrorandomdef April 25, 2025