old man energy

When an elderly man has not been sexually active for an unprecedented amount of time and is energised in the loins by the activities of a stripper.

Man when i invited your grandpa Cecil to your bucks night i had no idea he would be sporting his old man energy for everyone to see.

by spice-rack May 30, 2014

old man jenkins

an old guy that has been there all the time

wierd

There is old man jenkins with his jelope

by cool kid03 September 20, 2016

Old man syndrome

Syndrome that old men get, making them want to unnecessarily stuff.

Old man syndrome is Look out the window, yell at the cat in the bowl, ask about stuff the lost years ago and try to find. Go on a mission to accomplish something yet the goal is small like a new pillow for the couch.

by Retired Poet May 21, 2018

Old Man Ronk

A baldy fellow around late 50's who sits in the hut window by the gates of VSEL shipyard in Birkenhead pretending to be a security guard while hooded up, pissed up & extremely late workers run past the window and laugh heartily around the corner while he attempts to give chase.

EMPLOYEE A: " fancy another Stella?"
EMPLOYEE B: "Its 1:15pm,we're already late!"
EMPLOYEE A: "so,go through the Vickers gates"
EMPLOYEE B: "what about the security guard?"
EMPLOYEE A: "What!!!Old Man Ronk?? your havin a Giraffe aren't ye? just jog past the cunt"

by John Gaskell March 20, 2004

Old`bus left

An old woman bus driver who leaves kids that are running for the bus stop.

Richie;dude eveelen pace got Old`bus left by ms.licon to day

by want2befree13 December 28, 2005

day old dick

you know when you wake up in the morning and you havent showered? that smell that your dick has is called day old dick. also can describe how a dick smells after sex

My mouth smells like day old dick Samuel, thanks for taking a shower!

by Samuel T April 30, 2008

avon old farms

Avon Old Farms is the home of many dick sucking homosexuals that enjoy to take it up the butt and OD on steroids. 4/20 is a holiday for the inhabitants of Avon and they suck their teachers off to get better grades because they sure as hell cant do it on their own, those dumb sons of bitches.

"Look at billy sucking off Mr. Mackey"
"My butt is sore" said James the all american football player

by UncleJemima April 25, 2005