bryce mackenzie

bryce is a very attractive person. He gets hotter by the minute and always ends up dating a girl named summer.

guy 1- dude your girl is hot
bryce mackenzie - i know right, back off

by Quartario April 20, 2018

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Spanish Mackerel

The Spanish Mackerel is a self defence move where the victim ducks down, grips the attacker’s balls as if he were milking a cow. While gripping tightly at the top of the ball bag, the victim starts to twist the ball bag. Once a slow but firm twist is established the attacker will hold their breath, at this point a fast additional turn will make the attacker scream like a spanish mackerel. This is a quick movement, in total may take up to 2 seconds although needs to be precise. Practice on a stocking with a boiled egg in it is recommended. True Spanish Mackerel Masters referee to as “Spankels” have been studying the art since birth although the basics can be learnt after a days practice.

Person 1: Give me all of your money!
Person 2: Touch me and I’ll give you a Spanish Mackerel.
Person 1: Please Sir, I’m extremely sorry. Can you please find forgiveness as my balls cannot handle another Macky.

by FishyCombat69 January 17, 2019

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Ryan mackinnon

the most wack socials teacher in the world

your so ryan mackinnon

by durr190308 April 5, 2019

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Mr.Mackinnon

wackest sosocials teacher there is in the wolrd he is wack !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

your so a Mr.Mackinnon

by durr190308 April 5, 2019

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Maryam macki

An angel that’s perfect looking into her eyes takes u far away into day dreaming she’s beautiful and you better not get close to her in a bad way because you will die get you a maryam macki

Define an angel?
Maryam macki

by Maryam macki October 2, 2019

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