The love of my life, a one hit wonder. The man of my dreams and the perfect example of what every man should be.
by Dwindle June 8, 2022
Get the Kevin Chitty mug.A bitch who has had like 20 girlfriends in the past year and has cheated on every single on of them.he also likes to say the n word even though he knows he’s not black.another thing he likes to do is lie about his race and change it basically every day.he will also threaten to beat you up if you talk shit abt him(he won’t go near you though)and he’s overall an annoying ass racist-Saige<3
Person 1:oh no what happened to Kevin’s gf
Person 2:didn’t you hear… he cheated on her:(
Person 1:ugh again!hes such a bitch sometimes
Kevin:DONT TALK SHIT ABT ME YOU FUCKING F-
Person 2:didn’t you hear… he cheated on her:(
Person 1:ugh again!hes such a bitch sometimes
Kevin:DONT TALK SHIT ABT ME YOU FUCKING F-
by Lovely.Sage June 8, 2022
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2: That's something Kevin would do
1: $50 is $50, just saying
2: Stop being a Kevin
2: That's something Kevin would do
1: $50 is $50, just saying
2: Stop being a Kevin
by Cuntacuss June 11, 2022
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Get the kevin mug.A Kevin is someone who will have your back. He is honest to a fault, a deep thinker, a problem solver, a goofball, a romantic, has a great sense of humor, a barely hidden nerdy side, and a huge heart. When there are problems a Kevin can be counted on to come up with a brilliant solution you may have never thought of but always makes the task easier and more efficient. Kevin is skilled with his hands and learns new things quickly. A Kevin will not disappoint you in the bedroom and sexual experiences will never be boring. Your Kevin will require lots of snuggles and pets so be prepared to never want to be free of his embrace. His smile can banish the cloudiest of days. A Kevin is faithful and loyal and always someone you can depend on. He is always thoughtful. Kevin loves his kitty and can be depended on to ‘meow’ at you often as way of declaring his affection. It’s impossible to not fall in love with his amazing personality. His eyes are mesmerizing and he knows how to style his hair. Kevin is a gentleman who will open doors for you but also has a dirty side. Kevin can be very spontaneous and brings a lot of fun to any any occasion. If you are lucky enough to find a Kevin make sure you snatch him up. Kevins are absolutely worth the wait!
This is Kevin. He’s my work husband because I know I can always depend on him to have my back! Meow!
by DarthKittyMeowMeow June 15, 2022
Get the Kevin mug.Kevin is the male version of a “Karen”. They typically live in suburban neighhoods, wear socks with sandals, President of your HOA and or school district. Complains about and calls the cops on anyone that he thinks is suspicious. Even if it’s his next door neighbor or the kid that lives down the street, Kevin will be feel threatened and will call the cops anyway.
Don’t be a KEVIN!
Don’t be a KEVIN!
by DontBeAKevin June 16, 2022
Get the Kevin mug.1. Spending long period's of time home alone (euphamism for masturbation)
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Q. Where's Jonny? I havne't seen him in a while.
A I hear he's made friend's with Kevin.
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Q. Have you met Jonny?
A. No, but I heard he's a friend of kevin's
Q. Where's Jonny? I havne't seen him in a while.
A I hear he's made friend's with Kevin.
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Q. Have you met Jonny?
A. No, but I heard he's a friend of kevin's
by Jonkerbar June 21, 2022
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